Indecisive Pedestrian Syndrome affects us all. For just 300$, you can remove the tints in your windows, wear a bowtie, and appear as non-threatening as possible to her father. 

JUST DODGE. 

I SAVED HER LIFE.

I SAVED HIS LIFE. 

Isle reduced to one lane, it's all my fault. She can't walk 5 seconds sooner, her family starved tonight. I'm in her way, I'm stopping her from achieving her life-long goals. I'm stopping her from raising a family effectively. I'm personally re...

BIPOLAR DRIVERS, MEN THINK THEY ARE WOLVES, SCIENCE. 

IT'S ALL ROAD TRIPPIN' TO ME!